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The English Language, Everyone!

My greatest struggle while learning English has been memorizing phrasal verbs. THEY REALLY ARE THE ORIGINAL TROLLS:

“Oh heeeeey! I see you like the verb “put”!

  1. Let me make up some new phrases using the verb + all the prepositions in the English language. WAIT. ACTUALLY
  2.  One preposition + the same verb will have many DIFFERENT meanings. Like many. You decide when putting something down means:

    #1 to stop holding something and place it on a table, shelf, etc
    #2 to write something; to make a note of something
    #3 to pay part of the cost of something
    #4 to stop something by force
    #5 to kill an animal, usually by giving it a drug, because it is old or sick
    #6 to put a baby to bed
    #7 to present something formally for discussion by a parliament or committee
  3. Did I mention that some of these are only used in BrE and others only in AmE? Good luck with that HAHAHAH
  4. You know what? That’s not enough. Sometimes the phrasal verb will be used only with sb and other times only with sth. Well, of course, you can use the same phrasal verb with both of them but then it will have another meaning! Speaking of which…
  5. … There will be phrasal verbs whose meaning will be completely different if you accidentally put sb or sth after or before the preposition. You know, sometimes it can be before the preposition, other times after, then it can be wherever the fuck it wants but of course it will have another meaning. Hmm well your life already sucks, why don’t I make it more miserable?
  6. I see you hate prepositions and all that stuff so lemme expand the phrasal verb. I will now put a second preposition
    put somebody down as something”. There will be a similar phrasal verb where the second preposition will be different and it will mean something else: “put somebody down for something
  7. Yeah, welp. Ugh, that’s not enough! BECAUSE I AM MOTHERFUCKING CRUEL, at some point, you can drop one of the prepositions. But that’s for some of the phrasal verbs only. Only the ones I fucking tell you like “set something (off) against something” 

All this doesn’t make any sense, does it? Damn, I am so fucking good at logic. Why? Because fuck logic and fuck you that’s why.”

- English phrasal verbs :) 

How many languages do I want to learn?

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It’s spring and it’s the season of fertility and bunnies and flowers and new life! To celebrate, I birthed … a new blog. I thought I should start writing my thoughts down instead of sitting around picking my nose and watching Glee

It’s a new media thing where I will talk about new media and things!

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WHAT COMES BETWEEN SEX AND FEAR???

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nothingbutthedreams:

dorkery:

FÜNF

I love you.

Oh my god.

I LOVE LANGUAGE JOKES

I should not be laughing anywhere near as much as I am.

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Languages ranked from easiest to hardest for English speakers - Infographic found here

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oneofthepaths:

We know that studying other languages makes us more marketable world citizens. There are a variety of methods out there for learning second (or third, fourth, fifth, etc) languages, but that discussion is for another post. Just for fun, this infographic highlights some interesting facts about languages and their usage around the world. (via The 10 Most Popular Languages Used Online | Edudemic)

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Expect Labs: How to Say "Orange" Around Europe

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According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the word “orange” entered the English language in the early 1300s, via the Old French word, orenge. Some lexicographers believe the word actually originated from Sanskrit (नारङगम्, pronounced nāraṅga), and then evolved over time as it…

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a hilarious joke

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tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

I love this joke.

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Of Cabbages and Kings: I am going to educate you in the etymology of types of pasta.

pinkelephantsandrain:

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This is spaghetti. Its name is the plural form of the Italian word spaghetto, which is a diminutive of spago, meaning “thin string” or “twine”.

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This is lasagne. The word most likely comes from the Greek word λάγανον (laganon), a flat sheet of pasta dough cut into strips.

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The name of this pasta, rigatoni, is from the Italian word rigato, meaning “lined” or “ridged”.

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The Italian word for “seashells” is conchiglia. This is where the name for conchiglie has come from.

 There’s also…

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Farfalle, the Italian word for “butterflies”.

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Lanterne (oil lanterns).

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Campanelle (little bells).

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And then there’s radiatori, so named because

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Golly Gee Wilikers!

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nihongolog:


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Do you see the character in the image? Cool, huh? There are more here.

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The quirks of the Filipino language.

A: Bababa ba? (Going down?)

Z: Bababa. (Down, indeed.)

A: Bababa? (Really?)

Z: Bababa. (Affirmative.)

Bababa.

9 Extremely Pretentious Latin and Greek Plurals from Mental Floss

English is full of irregular plural forms based on Latin and Greek. They can be confusing (apparatus? apparati? apparatuses?). They can be fun (the brothers Winklevii! and the flying Elvii! all cleaning their Prii! with Kleenices!). And they can be weapons of petty pedantry (“um, I think you meant to say the data are interesting…”).

Here are some uncommon but etymologically sound plurals that you may employ for petty pedantry at your own risk. You are better off using them in the fun way, though they are most likely to be received as confusing.

1. OCTOPODES

There is something about the normal plural “octopuses” that just feels wrong, even though it is correct English. This why those concerned with giving the word the proper weighty scientific ring usually turn to octopi. If you want to one-up the octopi people, point out that the pus in octopus comes from the Greek pous for foot, and not the Latin second declension masculine ending, making octopodes the correct form. They will surely love you for it. (You may also use this strategy for platypodes.)

2. RHINOCEROTES

Does the reasonable “rhinoceroses” sound unreasonable to you? You might be tempted toward rhinoceroi or rhinoceri, but the ancient Greek pedigree of the word commands us to use rhinocerotes, the use of which was considered annoyingly show-offy even in the classic-crazy 1800s. So … it’s perfect!

3. CLIMACES

This Greek plural form for climax is usually found in discussions that also use the Greek meaning of the word—ladder. But it did get a bit of use in the 1800s in fancy writing about literary, musical, and dramatic climaces and anti-climaces. It was also used in the 1940s and 50s Kinsey reports on sexual behavior in reference to “multiple climaces.”

4. CHRYSALIDES

You may not have many occasions to talk about more than one chrysalis, but keep the word chrysalides in your pocket for when you do. Also, amaryllides.

5. CYCLOPES

You probably have even less of a chance to speak of more than one Cyclops, so you will have to create the occasion yourself. “You should be a Cyclops for Halloween too! We’ll make the cutest pair of Cyclopes!”

6. ENEMATA

You may know that in the plural, stigma becomes stigmata and schema becomes schemata, but this pattern also properly applies in the making of plurals that almost no one ever uses. Why say enemas when the rules of classical Greek pluralizing let you say enemata instead? It’s so much classier! Also, enigmata, aromata, glaucomata, and miasmata.

7. ONERA

Onus is already a pretty fancy Latin word for a burden or obligation. The plural is onera. If your mom says the onus is on you to keep your grades up and keep your room clean, tell her you will accept these onera for a slightly bigger allowance. She will be so impressed that she just might give it to you.

8. STADIA

If you visit a football stadium and a baseball stadium, you have visited two stadia. Sports fans are very impressed when you tell them about all the stadia you have visited.

9. SITTYBAE

There’s a moment at the beginning of every college course where the professor must decide whether to pass out the syllabuses or the syllabi. You can help by pointing out that according to the Oxford English Dictionary the word syllabus is derived from a misreading of the Greek sittyba, so the plural should actually be sittybae. Then help pass around the sittybae, confident in your new role as the most popular kid in the class. Right?



Read the full text here: http://mentalfloss.com/article/50149/9-extremely-pretentious-latin-and-greek-plurals#ixzz2Qjz8DlN7 
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